What does this look like? (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!)
A multi-useless machine with most switches inside. The handle, well.... seems useless to me too.
Now with an ergonomic handle so side fumbling is effectively eliminated!
that pretty much sums it up.
Your are disqualified. Only wrong answers can be right here.
it has 4 analog and 8 implemented and possible 8x8 digital channels...btw.
that is indeed hard to do...
Looks like a glue canister leaked in your 'odds and ends' box - days later you retrieved your favourite console joystick and pulled this thing out ?
thats pretty much sums up the origin story.
Simple. It is a flux capacitor. All other answers are now hereby declared correct...
I think you will struggle to hold that when you are wearing your spacesuit gloves...
"I know what this is,
this is an expresso machine.
no, no, no...
it is a snow cone maker,
that is what it is..."
You know what this is?