Yeah yeah yeah, I know... just use your smartphone like everyone else does, but there is a certain amount of charm in using one of the old 7-LED alarm clocks from the 80s...
How about if you hack (or make a new) retro-styled LED alarm clock, with nice big numbers (LCDs? Multicolor LED matrix? Lightpipe laser etching of Lexan?), two alarms, AM/FM radio OR more modern music sources, snooze, auto-sync with NNTP, WiFi, show weather forecast, scroll messages, auto dim for night time, accessible/programmable via web browser or smartphone app, smart battery back-up, solar...
Make it so.