jack.chaney56 mentioned that his favourite word was "Just" as in, "it just works" which often hides a massive amount of work done by others to make it happen for you.
My favourite is "Simply" which comes up in our requirements statements. e.g. "It simply needs to guide the rocket and land on the asteroid". We find it used most when the person writing the request has no idea at all about what needs to be done.
I like all the "management speak" words that lead you to think they don't have a clue about the work involved. Good for them too, because their focus is on the schedule, and it doesn't matter that something is physically impossible. It's what they promised, and you don't want them to look bad.
I like the story of the self employed guy, that thought his supervisor was an idiot 
Jack
Oh that reminds me of "Mirror mirror on the wall..." 
Clem
Oh that reminds me of "Mirror mirror on the wall..."
Clem
