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Too much work ? Some entertainment ? What about a joke ?

firatkocak

A joke from my poor english, please excuse me ..

 


One day, the Fox sees that the Lion King walks around his throne and he seems to be very bored. He comes before the King ;
- My King, i see that you seem to be bored. What is the reason ?
- I was bored doing the same things everyday. This makes me disturbed. I need to do something different, but i can't find a way of it.
- I see my King, let me think of it a bit. Hmmmmm, My King! I found something.
- What is it ?
- Do you see the rabbit over there ?
- Yes, i do.
- Now, call him here and ask him where his hat is
- And then ?
- He is ingenuous and doesn't have any clue what a hat is. So he will not have an answer for your quesiton. For this reason, you beat him and this makes you relaxed.
- Yeah the Fox, it is very good. Let me try it..
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- Hey, the rabbit ! Come here!

The rabbit comes before the King quickly ;

- Yes, my King. What is your order ?
- The rabbit! Speak! Where is your hat ?
- Hat ? My King ! Hat ? What is a hat ?
- You mean you don't know, huh ? Take this!

And The King beats the rabbit. Whenever the King feels bored, he calls the rabbit, asks him the hat and then beats him. After some weeks, the King feels bored again but he does'nt beat the rabbit. The Fox notices this case and comes before the King and ask ;

- My King! I see you are not good ? What happened ?
- I am so much bored, the Fox!
- My King, Why don't you call the rabbit abd beat him ? Thiswas making you feel good.
- Yes it was, but not now ?
- Why , My King ?
- I am sad a bit because i beat the rabbit with the same reason all the time. I am trying to find a different reason to beat but i cann't find it.
- I see my King, Let me think, hmmhmhmhm. My King! I found a new reason!
- Speak quickly! What is it ?
- My King! Call the rabbit and ask him bring you a packet of cigarette.
- And then ?
- If he brings you a long packet then you beat him so that he did not bring a short packet. If he brings a short packet and then you beat him so that he did not bring a long packet.
- Yeah, it is great!

And Then the King calls the rabbit.

- Hey! The Rabbit! Come here !

The Rabbit is anxious because he knows that the King is going to beat him again for a reason he doesn't know anything about it.

- Yes, My King! What is your order ? My King! If you are going to ask about the hat, honestly, i have no idea what it is ? Please, do not beat me !
- No, the Rabbit! I will not ask you about the hat.

The rabbit feels great and this answer makes him wonderful.

- So, My King! What is your Order ?
- Go and get me a packet of cigarette!

The rabbit turns back and at that moment he remembers that he did not ask his King whether he wants a long packet or short packet and then turns the King and asks ;

-My King! Excuse me , please ? I forgot you asking about the packet you want. your packet, long ? or short ?

The King looks the Fox and then the Rabbit and then the Fox and then the rabbit and says ;

- The rabbit! Come here ! Speak quickly! Where is your hat ?

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  • A joke that contains sensless beating is never funny IMHO, but I welcome the effort.

  • in reply to R_Phoenix

    Hi friends,

     

    This is a joke. As Elias said, it is not real. And the point in the joke is not to beat someone else or to emphasize beating is a good thing. If we want to compare this joke with the real life event we can say,

     

    You want to do something but you do not know how to do it. Someone else offers you a way and you accept that way and do it so. But, late some time, you notice that you do it wrong way. It makes you disturbed. But you still do not know another way. Then someone else offers you a different way. At least, this is a different way and you wnat to give a try.But this time things go not as you guess. You should make a quick decision. But you are still lack of finding a way. so What ? You turn back to first way ( it is still wrong way for you, but you do it ). So the real point here is the decisions we made and choosing the easy way. That is all !

     

    I am also solidly against violance. I refuse it. But this is just a joke. I like too much the film "Lord Of The Rings". It contains many many deaths, murders and sure violance. but what i see in the film is just the war between good and bad, angels and demons, love and hate.

     

    I will post a few jokes in the next days. And this time i will be carefull about the contents...

     

     

    Cheers,

     

     

    Firat,

  • in reply to firatkocak

    Isn't a joke suppose to be funny?  So why does the king continue to beat the rabbit?  And why is he listening to the fox in the first place?  That fox has some serious anger issues.  Did the rabbit do something to the fox we don't know about?  Why again is this funny?  Are all the jokes going to be this confusing?  Why are jokes being posted to this group any way?  Shouldn't they be posted to the not-so-funny-joke group instead?  Isn't the internet fun?

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  • in reply to firatkocak

    Isn't a joke suppose to be funny?  So why does the king continue to beat the rabbit?  And why is he listening to the fox in the first place?  That fox has some serious anger issues.  Did the rabbit do something to the fox we don't know about?  Why again is this funny?  Are all the jokes going to be this confusing?  Why are jokes being posted to this group any way?  Shouldn't they be posted to the not-so-funny-joke group instead?  Isn't the internet fun?

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  • in reply to gordonmx

    Dear Gordon,

     

    A joke is a joke. It brings you out of monotony(if at all you are in). Some jokes triggers your thought process.

     

    Hope this amuses you.

     

    This is about a sincere and hardworking salesman in a company at the time of recession. The manager is under tremendous pressure to maintain the level of business. One day, he summons the salesman to understand why his sales are not improving. The manager analyses all parameters of the salesman's activities, and finally unable to find fault, inquires about the colour the undergarment the salesman is wearing. When the salesman confirms the colour, the manager flares at him saying the colour  is actually putting off his clients, and hence, his bad performance.

     

    Think over it buddy.

     

    Thomas

  • in reply to Thomas

    Thomas,

     

    Thank you for your concern about my mental well being.  I believe your story is not a joke, but a riddle.  If your would like I can help you set up a "lame-riddle" group to post it.

     

    Gordon