A joke from my poor english, please excuse me ..
One day, the Fox sees that the Lion King walks around his throne and he seems to be very bored. He comes before the King ;
- My King, i see that you seem to be bored. What is the reason ?
- I was bored doing the same things everyday. This makes me disturbed. I need to do something different, but i can't find a way of it.
- I see my King, let me think of it a bit. Hmmmmm, My King! I found something.
- What is it ?
- Do you see the rabbit over there ?
- Yes, i do.
- Now, call him here and ask him where his hat is
- And then ?
- He is ingenuous and doesn't have any clue what a hat is. So he will not have an answer for your quesiton. For this reason, you beat him and this makes you relaxed.
- Yeah the Fox, it is very good. Let me try it..
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- Hey, the rabbit ! Come here!
The rabbit comes before the King quickly ;
- Yes, my King. What is your order ?
- The rabbit! Speak! Where is your hat ?
- Hat ? My King ! Hat ? What is a hat ?
- You mean you don't know, huh ? Take this!
And The King beats the rabbit. Whenever the King feels bored, he calls the rabbit, asks him the hat and then beats him. After some weeks, the King feels bored again but he does'nt beat the rabbit. The Fox notices this case and comes before the King and ask ;
- My King! I see you are not good ? What happened ?
- I am so much bored, the Fox!
- My King, Why don't you call the rabbit abd beat him ? Thiswas making you feel good.
- Yes it was, but not now ?
- Why , My King ?
- I am sad a bit because i beat the rabbit with the same reason all the time. I am trying to find a different reason to beat but i cann't find it.
- I see my King, Let me think, hmmhmhmhm. My King! I found a new reason!
- Speak quickly! What is it ?
- My King! Call the rabbit and ask him bring you a packet of cigarette.
- And then ?
- If he brings you a long packet then you beat him so that he did not bring a short packet. If he brings a short packet and then you beat him so that he did not bring a long packet.
- Yeah, it is great!
And Then the King calls the rabbit.
- Hey! The Rabbit! Come here !
The Rabbit is anxious because he knows that the King is going to beat him again for a reason he doesn't know anything about it.
- Yes, My King! What is your order ? My King! If you are going to ask about the hat, honestly, i have no idea what it is ? Please, do not beat me !
- No, the Rabbit! I will not ask you about the hat.
The rabbit feels great and this answer makes him wonderful.
- So, My King! What is your Order ?
- Go and get me a packet of cigarette!
The rabbit turns back and at that moment he remembers that he did not ask his King whether he wants a long packet or short packet and then turns the King and asks ;
-My King! Excuse me , please ? I forgot you asking about the packet you want. your packet, long ? or short ?
The King looks the Fox and then the Rabbit and then the Fox and then the rabbit and says ;
- The rabbit! Come here ! Speak quickly! Where is your hat ?
