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Too much work ? Some entertainment ? What about a joke ?

firatkocak
firatkocak over 15 years ago

A joke from my poor english, please excuse me ..

 


One day, the Fox sees that the Lion King walks around his throne and he seems to be very bored. He comes before the King ;
- My King, i see that you seem to be bored. What is the reason ?
- I was bored doing the same things everyday. This makes me disturbed. I need to do something different, but i can't find a way of it.
- I see my King, let me think of it a bit. Hmmmmm, My King! I found something.
- What is it ?
- Do you see the rabbit over there ?
- Yes, i do.
- Now, call him here and ask him where his hat is
- And then ?
- He is ingenuous and doesn't have any clue what a hat is. So he will not have an answer for your quesiton. For this reason, you beat him and this makes you relaxed.
- Yeah the Fox, it is very good. Let me try it..
-
- Hey, the rabbit ! Come here!

The rabbit comes before the King quickly ;

- Yes, my King. What is your order ?
- The rabbit! Speak! Where is your hat ?
- Hat ? My King ! Hat ? What is a hat ?
- You mean you don't know, huh ? Take this!

And The King beats the rabbit. Whenever the King feels bored, he calls the rabbit, asks him the hat and then beats him. After some weeks, the King feels bored again but he does'nt beat the rabbit. The Fox notices this case and comes before the King and ask ;

- My King! I see you are not good ? What happened ?
- I am so much bored, the Fox!
- My King, Why don't you call the rabbit abd beat him ? Thiswas making you feel good.
- Yes it was, but not now ?
- Why , My King ?
- I am sad a bit because i beat the rabbit with the same reason all the time. I am trying to find a different reason to beat but i cann't find it.
- I see my King, Let me think, hmmhmhmhm. My King! I found a new reason!
- Speak quickly! What is it ?
- My King! Call the rabbit and ask him bring you a packet of cigarette.
- And then ?
- If he brings you a long packet then you beat him so that he did not bring a short packet. If he brings a short packet and then you beat him so that he did not bring a long packet.
- Yeah, it is great!

And Then the King calls the rabbit.

- Hey! The Rabbit! Come here !

The Rabbit is anxious because he knows that the King is going to beat him again for a reason he doesn't know anything about it.

- Yes, My King! What is your order ? My King! If you are going to ask about the hat, honestly, i have no idea what it is ? Please, do not beat me !
- No, the Rabbit! I will not ask you about the hat.

The rabbit feels great and this answer makes him wonderful.

- So, My King! What is your Order ?
- Go and get me a packet of cigarette!

The rabbit turns back and at that moment he remembers that he did not ask his King whether he wants a long packet or short packet and then turns the King and asks ;

-My King! Excuse me , please ? I forgot you asking about the packet you want. your packet, long ? or short ?

The King looks the Fox and then the Rabbit and then the Fox and then the rabbit and says ;

- The rabbit! Come here ! Speak quickly! Where is your hat ?

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  • firatkocak
    firatkocak over 15 years ago in reply to R_Phoenix

    Hi friends,

     

    This is a joke. As Elias said, it is not real. And the point in the joke is not to beat someone else or to emphasize beating is a good thing. If we want to compare this joke with the real life event we can say,

     

    You want to do something but you do not know how to do it. Someone else offers you a way and you accept that way and do it so. But, late some time, you notice that you do it wrong way. It makes you disturbed. But you still do not know another way. Then someone else offers you a different way. At least, this is a different way and you wnat to give a try.But this time things go not as you guess. You should make a quick decision. But you are still lack of finding a way. so What ? You turn back to first way ( it is still wrong way for you, but you do it ). So the real point here is the decisions we made and choosing the easy way. That is all !

     

    I am also solidly against violance. I refuse it. But this is just a joke. I like too much the film "Lord Of The Rings". It contains many many deaths, murders and sure violance. but what i see in the film is just the war between good and bad, angels and demons, love and hate.

     

    I will post a few jokes in the next days. And this time i will be carefull about the contents...

     

     

    Cheers,

     

     

    Firat,

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  • gordonmx
    gordonmx over 15 years ago in reply to firatkocak

    Isn't a joke suppose to be funny?  So why does the king continue to beat the rabbit?  And why is he listening to the fox in the first place?  That fox has some serious anger issues.  Did the rabbit do something to the fox we don't know about?  Why again is this funny?  Are all the jokes going to be this confusing?  Why are jokes being posted to this group any way?  Shouldn't they be posted to the not-so-funny-joke group instead?  Isn't the internet fun?

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  • R_Phoenix
    R_Phoenix over 15 years ago

    You want a joke, now here is a good joke,.

     

    The Haircut

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he tried to pay,
    The barber replied, "I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
    The florist was pleased and left the shop.


    The next morning, there was a "thank you" card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.


    A police officer came in for a haircut and, when he tried to pay,
    The barber replied, "I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
    The officer was happy and left the shop.


    The next morning, there was a "thank you" card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.


    A Congressman came in for a haircut and, when he tried to pay,
    The barber replied, "I can not accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
    The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.


    The next morning there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.


    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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  • firatkocak
    firatkocak over 15 years ago in reply to R_Phoenix

    Yeah image It is really great. Thank you very much.

     

    Firat,

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  • Former Member
    Former Member over 15 years ago in reply to R_Phoenix

    The Haircut joke, now that was funny!

     

    the rabbit joke would have been funnier if the the King at the end just beat the fox.... image

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  • gordonmx
    gordonmx over 15 years ago in reply to firatkocak
    I don't get it.
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  • Former Member
    Former Member over 15 years ago in reply to gordonmx

    Gordon, either you are being funny or maybe you should not read this thread image

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  • gordonmx
    gordonmx over 15 years ago in reply to Former Member

    Or the thread shouldn't be here at all.  I'm surprised the moderator hasn't mentioned this yet.  I, along with everyone else in this group, receive all messages posted to this group whether they are appropriate or not.  If you need help, I can set up a "lame-joke" group for people to post too.

     

    P.S. The first joke was very bad.  The second one was better.

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    Former Member over 15 years ago in reply to gordonmx

    Gordon, you only receive updates if you have replied to the thread.

     

    In the upper right corner when you are viewing the thread you can click on "Stop email notifications" and that will do the trick.

     

    Please, do not escalate this into something more than it is as it is not worth the hassle for anyone, after all it was meant as a joke.

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  • gordonmx
    gordonmx over 15 years ago in reply to Former Member

    ...after all it was meant as a joke.

     

    I don't get it? 8^(

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