The FAQ and blog here are woefully out of date, having not been updated
since April 27. They refer to upcoming events in the "next week", but "next week"
has come and gone with no updated information. We can glean tidbits from
other Jenny's on other forums that there are 30K units scheduled to arrive at
the end of May, but that sort of information should be available on this website.
We can individually supply our order numbers to other Jenny's on other forums
to get updated status, but that seems like a hugely inefficient way to communicate status.
Blackstone/Franklin's ratio: better that 100 guilty escape than one innocent suffer.
Jenny's ratio?: better to apologize 100 times than update the FAQ once.
